Meet your new beauty BFF (Best f*ing friend).
Say hello to BOB (Be Our Beauty) Patch –
– the makeup palette patch that you already can’t live without.
BOB is the badass beauty patch that lets you mix, swipe, and slay – without looking like you just fist-fought your foundation bottle.
WTF is BOB?
WHY YOU NEED BOB IN YOUR LIFE:
No More Makeup Murder Scenes
Your hand is NOT a Law & Order episode.
Keep that bacteria OUT of your face.
Hygiene, is always IN.
A Medical-grade patch that sticks to your hand like your ex never did (but equally as easy to get rid of).
BOB Sticks With You (Literally)
Bundles
& Best Sellers
Say hello to BOB (Be Our Beauty) Patch – the makeup palette patch that you already can’t live without.
POPPIN’ CHERRY START PACK.
$75.00
AFFILIATE HUSTLER PACK.
$200.00
BOB PRO MUA PACK.
$500.00
The Beauty Patch That Sticks With You (Unlike Him).
Blend. Obsess. Be That B*tch. BOB.
SHE WHO’S OBSESSED.
MAKEUP ARTISTS, SALONS & RETAILERS
Don’t have commitment issues? Let’s about a talk long-term relo.
WHY BECOME A BOB AFFILIATED
If you’re already talking about BOB like it’s your soulmate— you might as well get paid for it.
You Sell, You Earn
Make $$ every time someone buys through your link.
We Make You Famous
We feature our top affiliates on socials (hello, clout).
Passive Income, Babe
Get paid while doing your makeup.
JOIN THE “STOP USING YOUR HAND CLUB”
Your inbox is filled with spam and exes you regret. This? This is the email you’ll actually open.
Why Join?
FREE Stuff – Because we love a good deal.
Early Access to New Drops – Before the influencers claim them all.
Giveaways, Discounts & VIP Perks – Because being hot should come with benefits.
Zero BS Beauty Hacks – No 15-step routines, just the good stuff
Jokes, welcome to BOB’s Patch Posse Club - where we stick together (literally)